me I'm bored

Hi :D
my name is Ari i'm a guy, i'm 19 and i freaking love pirates, i also reblog a lot things cuz hell yeah (i suck at making stuff so i just don't)

prolusion:

why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr

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luneteen   230271 08.26.14

nostalgiaultra:

Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless

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nostalgiaultra   9109 08.26.14

tardis-mind-palace:

pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

#how to paradox

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pir8crabs   111842 08.26.14
theyellowbrickroad:

dw:

bask in the glow

who squirts ketchup right on their blanket

theyellowbrickroad:

dw:

bask in the glow

who squirts ketchup right on their blanket

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combusken   63415 08.26.14

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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knitmeapony   167830 08.26.14

bundere:

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME

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bundere   80349 08.26.14

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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funeralhome420   163632 08.26.14

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

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maddmullah   57069 08.26.14

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

image

seems legit

image

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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blowjcb   516016 08.26.14

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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hyperlink37   32876 08.26.14